Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Texting Codes for Seniors

My dad found this and sent to me. Hilarious!

ATD- At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral 
BTW- Bring the Wheelchair 
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth 
CBM- Covered by Medicare 
CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center 
DWI- Driving While Incontinent 
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was 
GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low 
GHA - Got Heartburn Again 
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement 
LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out 
LOL- Living on Lipitor 
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
TOT- Texting on Toilet 
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

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